Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Eyesight can not see the roof of the Department

 Building has three elevators, next to repair the wall. Outside of the elevator shaft is transparent, with glass domed Xiu three towers of Babel, firmly attached to the external walls of buildings. As the lift cylinder is transparent, the upper and lower ends are hemispherical, the elevator looks like a giant capsule. Big ups and downs of three capsules a day dozens of back and forth, like the elevator in the intestine and down the well, from the ground Zhizuan chug gray sky, and then to pound as the vertical surface, like blockbuster. Today, standing watch outside the building if the elevator fell from the sky, that person is bound to the bottom of the round that impressed heavy lift. People can take the elevator up and down the outside through the glass watching the scene. At first, the ground go away, and then went to the foot of the canopy, small vehicles and the road becomes narrow,Bailey UGG boots, and then again after a few people dare to look outward. Although there are countless people out of every building, drilling drilled in the capsule elevator, but no one ever reached the top. In the elevator just a half-filled walls, but only the order to 58 layers, and then further on the elevator to an end. Some people try to continue up the stairs, to date, the great explorer is still not back. So no one knows how many floors building, or the actual height of the dash, even when the construction of the building engineers were also puzzled. Despite rumors that 59 floors above a row of empty rooms, each room has a staircase leading upstairs. Went to the top layer remains the same, infinite repeat. But this can only speculate the rumor after all, because in addition to the elevator managers and cleaners, not even one meeting to the 58 level, let alone continue to climb.

impressive addition to the elevator, there are the administrator of each elevator.

first elevator manager was lame. After he entered the elevator every day will not come out, no one saw him eat, but no one saw him go to the toilet. Every day, his voice can be lame, as if he was tall and thin body, the air filled with the nutrients can learn the material, that he still have the strength to hold up a day without eating or drinking wrinkled eyelids, with his land wolf eyes as keen observation of each person out of the elevator. Once he found that people who can talk for a while - such as public servants to wear clothes with large sets of jeans or a plumber - he will Coushang to chat with them. If there are no such people, he said to himself. Never ask someone where a layer of lame, not even a chance to speak to each other. Lame always endlessly repeat the same topic, which he said most of the elevator button in the complex evolved many times in the number of equations. According to his own, relying on the many occasions he was able to calculate the equation of the actual height of the building. Now he is trying to deduce, sooner or later reach a conclusion. In addition, he frequently mentioned his ancestors were Macedonian descent, one of his ancestors also had for the expedition of Alexander the Great made ten thousand pairs of cattle leather boots. As evidence, the lame to say the size of which ten thousand pairs of boots and boots on the decorations - it was his family's ancestral teachings. His ancestors work day and night, and finally cleaning the main multinational child the first step toward providing the essential support. If someone is really willing to talk to a few lines to meet him, that person will soon realize that their own stupid mistakes. The stiff walk lame, to his mouth Dide Guo a Macedonian army. Any person who chat with him, he will find himself in a political rally, not only can see the rapid opening and closing of the speaker's lips, but also hear the sound of people buzzing and opponents of disdain echoed the abuses. Cripple a person for the implementation of the whole conversation, then the other characters tend to become redundant. The other hand punctured eardrum wait, but that does not help, and the lame can completely ignore the voice of the physical links, direct drilling each other's mind shouted and thunder. Do you want to describe him with five hundred ducks, you are merciful God.

Although Tim noise, he still dutifully lift administrator, do not have to ask will be able to know to stop at that level, and never had an error. For the special talent of his two colleagues are filled with admiration. Only they can see the lame one high and one low figure into and out of the elevator.

second elevator is the administrator of twins, their co-manage with an elevator, a day to a night to, so each rotation. So the second night running the elevator became the only elevator, although you never know even after the lock on the door of the elevator do. Although some people have questioned on this issue, but late at night to early morning every day, that elevators are still running as usual.

look exactly the same as for the twins, no one can tell who is the brother who is the younger brother, worked for many years even if the administrator does not work the other two lifts. They have tried to distinguish the identity of the two men, but according to their statement of twins, and sometimes the day shift was my brother, my brother take over at night, sometimes just the opposite, and even his brother - perhaps his brother, perhaps the two of them in turn - will be for several Days nest in the elevator. Then tell other people had to give up, they do not see the difference between the two, but can not determine whether they are lying. One thing is certain, though most of that night, only the equivalent of working half the time to work during the day, he was able to receive the same salary with others. This is very unhappy to the other two administrators. Twins are a bit bald, compared with the age they claim, the appearance of a lot of really old. According to their own family history say that this is due, but more private interpretation is that they tend to hide drugs inside the elevator, one to come in with drugs, and the other responsible for ensuring that no one else in the elevator. If one is found, they immediately exchanged, as the same shift every day. Because they charge at night, the key to the three elevators, and sometimes not even lift his own crime. On this rumor,UGG boots clearance, heard the twins can not be said or can say they know very well why. But they never did not mind, anyway, no one do to find their troubles. They get along with people inside the building was good, especially like the next lame. They like to hear people speak, no matter what people say, they would listen attentively, seemingly never missed a word. When the lame with people about the mysterious equations, the twins will be qualified prospective observers - with a smile and said nothing.

third elevator manager was librarian. Because of depression, he was forced to retire early. The old man spent a week at home on the wild nature of the big time, the results of a diagnosis of schizophrenia. In order to alleviate the condition, he had to return to the library, but not the identity of the curator - will not allow the new curator, Moreover, his young and healthy - but as an ordinary reader, all day long soak in the book lined walls cube in the cement, according to the order-by-row shelf very familiar with the books he read. Mass reading of great benefit to his condition, the smell of wonderful books and numerous children to convey the vastness of the text message endless obsession with the elderly, fully offset his temper emotions. But did not last long, in the library when reading the book there. The average person can not achieve the goal, but was between the old curator completed in just three years. No books to read for the day is simply the old head of a nightmare return to his once hopelessly schizophrenic relapse. In this regard, the doctor's diagnosis is that he must work, preferably two copies of the workload. So building managers to philanthropist gesture, head of the elevators to embrace the old administrator. Meanwhile, in order to have enough work to make full use of old energy equivalent of two people in charge of the accounts will be handed over to his management, and building in the arrangement of all office equipment is also considered by the curator. This was finally filled the old fanatical passion for work, to satisfy his desire not think failure. While the old curator's salary comparable with two other elevator manager, but he did not care. As long as there are endless questions to think, he felt happy continuously spewing out. In fact, the fundamental building consumption in the affairs of assorted different curator of the spirit, but his greatest pleasure to discuss with the lame formula for calculating building height. Their self-confidence is close to success.

people - including the building where the staff - have access to top management, is the building supervisor. Despite all the feeling that, in charge of control of the building behind is the real person. However, a competent manager, is a spokesperson, and is the owner of the building behind him those people. They may live in the 58 floors above, but no one been there, even though everyone knew of their existence, but has no verification. Head has gray curly hair, his face lined with deep wrinkles, the nose looks like a pod pepper - red and pointed,UGG shoes, his chin is to grow with the same harsh way. Dark blue dress suit is the sole director, has never changed. Director is responsible for all the affairs of the mansion, from road maintenance patio pot replacement, unavoidably, he would personally intervene. People often see him wearing a starched suit, the rapid shuttling of the building in every corner of the nose is too big is always hobble around in a pair of sunglasses. Sunglasses askew towards where, where there will be flaws emerged.

competent age remains a mystery. Building completed in a few hundred years ago, said when he was building supervisor. There may be more competent secret, people do not know, never even thought of speculation. In fact, he was blind, completely blind. Building in the soft light, his sunglasses clearly other ways too. In fact, sunglasses are a pair of dark gray behind the eye, let alone use them to see things, even turning what is beyond our control. Although the charge was so completely blind, but no one ever found the sinister fact. Because the head of a rush in the eyes with normal vision the room is extremely complicated and passages, like the blind man in charge is as familiar with the sunglasses on his nose. He quickly came rushing away, wherever that level, where should turn his unambiguous, and never wrong. There is a more successful director of camouflage methods. Every time someone went to the office looking for him, will see the charge slowly put down the book, it seems pleasant to those who had just been interrupted to read the same. Just in case of panic, in charge to bring it in each book he has done on the mark, the top of the gutter to dig a little gap on - so that he would never take the book down. In his chair behind a heavy bookcase, books, encompassing the above, each of this has a small gap on the edge. Head is a very careful person, he knew if someone came in with their hands talk about the contents of the book, he betrays would leave, so he gave the old curator of the library plus a job - to explain the book to him content. Now talking about the books he could have reached 100, he only recently put on the table,

thanks to uncanny nose can smell the competent person 50 meters away mistakes - especially for building something harmful. He hid in the corner where you can observe whether the lazy workers, cleaners wipe out whether the requirements of the base stainless steel railings and flower pots, pry the elevator manager for far more good deeds.

three different elevator speed. Department of lame that always slow rise, but falling fast. Lift up as though a large Rouchong sick, stomach filled with foreign matter so that it nausea, abnormal body fat creeping hard climb, inside the elevator itself and the process is painful. Only lame swing up this way did not mind. In the other passengers looking livid, he still can laughing. He also warns people to speak as little as possible, you never know when the elevator suddenly jumped about, and not worthwhile for a short trip to take the risk of tongue biting. If the whereabouts of the elevator free fall, just like a giant steel capsule break free of the shackles of cable, fly it to the ground screaming severely. Then the lame and do not suggest that you mouth closed too tightly, otherwise the brakes easy to concussion when his chin. Then take the elevator the whole process, the lame are the master of the elevator, someone even asked him to shut up and can not do. And he made good use of it, very cleverly had the foresight to avoid the shock of the tongue each time a direct threat. Lame noble reason for his win in the elevator respect others when he was dinning only silence, staring at his best, one of a tight lip. I do not know why, lame this shaky elevator never had trouble, so that even routine maintenance of the workers do not see it. Lame this self-satisfied, the elevator so that he felt himself become a healthy person.

curator of the elevator either up or down almost to death, he simply Zhang notice posted on the wall: the ladder quickly, often screaming passengers. Despite repeated warnings to be verified in person, there are still a lot of himself come here especially for the passengers, most of them in the elevator started to regret it. Frequent building - and in fine health - the people take it as a form of entertainment. See the librarian spoke slowly senile after another press a few buttons, and then in a state of rapid weight loss as secure as ever, how pleasant it is ah! Even some annoying kid, who slipped into the building while security do not pay attention, come straight to the elevator. They hid behind the pot, like a hunter watching for prey, like staring at the elevator door. Once the curator that lifts opened, they rushed to the general wind. Curator does not drive the children, he did not even look at them. Fulfill their duties to him that the elevator manager, the passengers who, what purpose they are completely unimportant. Children are free to elevator as a roller coaster, they occupy the most inside the elevator position, firmly holding the handrail, eyes wide open looking at the glass wall of the ground quickly away, screaming while trying stomping, this show of courage . This game is to stimulate the children's adventure is, a reputation among the feather boy to become a standard measure of courage. However stupid and conceited children often appear good,Discount UGG boots, and some did not sit down at half to vomit. At this time, has been silent, hands folded old director will take action. More than once he encountered a similar situation, so he prepared a number of bags, once someone signs of vomiting, he is like the same set of animals to each other the paper bag on the chin. To be back on the ground, let go by the security pulled children away used paper bags. Even if vomiting occurs from time to time - not only children - he still said nothing, but successfully solved this difficult problem.

curator is quiet and busy. His hand will be crowded again and again by the number keys on the wall, my mind has to taking charge of that complex, such as cracks in the pyramid-like accounts of the period is also interspersed with lame formula of trying to think about - he can not be lame fall. This extreme separation of body and soul, the soul of life itself, split again, if on the ordinary people who long ago that people go crazy. Can curator is not, he not only fun, but soon developed a personality of a third tier.

twins that elevators in the center, and not be slow, moderate speed. When the two elevators will be wiped and out of date, he - his brother or brother - would be through a transparent elevator shaft with the person next to say hello, and regardless of the other is driven to distraction or teeth clenched, he does not care, but never bored. One day the twins are driving a large capsule or be passed over than others. Because running a smooth, moderate speed, the most popular twins this elevator every day overcrowded. Although there is no ability to think the old curator of the endless, as the two twins because of the often energetic, radiant. No one saw them during the day any one of fatigue before, the night is unknown, presumably there will not be much different. They are facing is a face and turned away, or exactly the same as the face. Many of them did not talk much, they'd like to whistle. Their lips move, the melodious tunes to pour out. They whistle the action is extremely elegant, often people forget the role of the tongue.

three elevators running day after day. Until one day, people inside and outside the building heard a sharp scraping punctured eardrum, see through the clouds from the dive down. In a transparent elevator sparks jumping between the well, a huge shadow roared from heaven, followed by a loud noise, 10-story elevator shaft below the glass wall suddenly burst, can be felt within a hundred meters around the earth tremor . Until the smoke dispersed, people only see the broken wreckage of the elevator, which is another a broken body - the body of lame.

embattled cable finally loose, but fortunately there is no elevator in addition to cripple others. Cripple the hands of people find a piece of paper. He Jinjinzuanzhao the paper, it would take a great effort to get it out - though incomplete has been broken. No one can understand the content is written, only know it is lame equation has been obsessed with the study. This is the first time anyone has seen the lame to write down the formula. Curator said of the lame would have to find him, was building a harsh glare of a head, and he moved away the fear.

all competent quickly subsided after two months, then lifts and miraculous resurrection. The new administrator has attracted the elevator in place, this is a year young man gently. The first world class, the boys were twins and curator invited to chat, executives invited to attend. It was soon underground warehouse in the building found him - legs discount.

day, the old curator of the guests still get up and down screaming, the twins still smile for everyone, the third elevator is still lame. 

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