1. Snakes, ants, spiders, centipedes and a few people playing mahjong at home. 8 laps later, smoked cigarettes. We discussed who should be allowed to buy cigarettes. Snake wrote: I did not feet,UGG shoes, I do not let the ants go. Ant said: spider eight legs, more than I let the spider go. Spider says: my feet more than the big brother, however centipede Yeah, go to the centipede. Centipede frustration, I thought: no way, Who my feet much? So go out to buy cigarettes centipede ... ... more than an hour,UGGs, but not centipede back two hours later, but he did not buy cigarettes back centipede. Then, we go out and see the spiders, centipedes spiders went out to see sitting at the door, the spider is very angry and asked: how can you not going? Everyone waiting. Centipede has an urgent, said: nonsense! You gotta put on my shoes so it! !
2. One night, a young woman through a mental hospital when he suddenly heard behind the Woman turned and saw a naked man is chasing her to. Scared woman started to run, behind the man in hot pursuit. Well, the front is a dead end, women's despair, kneeling on the floor crying and pleaded: So, now you start chasing me. One day, the President would like to see how many people convalescence. Let nurses doors on the wall of the children. I saw one patient crazy's against the wall. Dean was disappointed, when suddenly he saw only one patient indifferent. Dean was very happy, busy ran to ask him: The patient replied: , not far from a ship is heading for us, if he did not change the channel, we should hit it! 10 degrees to the eastward! You kind of hit? try? Bee said: ah good, I can eat meat. Spider wrote: ah well, I can taste the honey. Then the total argument, the bees, said: the day does not go out to get you to know that breaking the LAN! Spider said: all day walk out, rub a cosmetics are straight dregs! Then at last and good, but: bees always complain: you are too closed, the total stay in their own net, can not be on the external network and the outside of the spider exchange exchange ah. Spider sighed: Well, you do not know ah, the company limited, it is not on the external network ah.
7. American soldiers received the reward Bush's Order: to catch an Iraqi soldier, the availability of thousands of dollars! So Michelle and Yuri began to search near Baghdad. Lawton a few days off, the two exhausted, lying on the ground to sleep. When Michael woke up to find them surrounded by more than five hundred armed Republican Guard, Saddam surrounded, he quickly awakened by Yuri shouted: Results to be there, she not only scare away the crows, and even scared Three Ravens steal the corn before sending back.
9. A: You're talking parrot bird still alive? B: Oh, never mind, think I care for a week, it dies. A: Yes, it claims? B: No, it matches with my wife to speak, when it comes exhaustion and died.
10. a peasant to a car sales center, saw his shot took out 2,000 yuan 往桌子上一: salesperson was shocked: Suddenly the child slipped from his mother, the goalkeeper saved decisively, in a place a few centimeters from the ground to catch a child. Everybody applauded, the goalkeeper took a couple of habit,UGG bailey button, and then skillfully Bigfoot out.
12. The teacher asked: Me:
14. junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change,Bailey UGG boots, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed!
15. I like to use the junior high school teacher talk about topics to join them. : Five lessons ah! If you do not understand I told them to look at watches, where to go to where the hour hand is clockwise, which in turn is counter-clockwise. However, the class number of the past, not the phone is the electronic form ... ... I do not quit on a semester I teach them two words ah?
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